What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

What did one boob say to the other boob

I don't like religions.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Your going to be alright just relax

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Lose lips shimk ships.

Innocent before proven guilty

I don't like

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Bible.. Hm.?

This isn't going to, hurt.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

You shall not bear false witness.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Deuteronomy 17

Maybe leave out

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

I like God is love and lives within you.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

But this is not

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?